Middle Age crisis

Well, here I am, approaching 46.
Knees are shot.
Shoulders and back are a wreck.
Vertigo and tinnitus plague me.
And I’ve just gotten my hair cut only to expose the top of my dome as a thinning, pasty white abomination!
So, what’s a guy to do when middle age smacks him on the side of his head with a sack of marbles?
Only one of two possibilities.
Option one:
Have an affair with a floozy half my age.
Not gonna happen.
Love my wife, love my family, love my cozy home and paycheck…
Option two:
Buy a ton and a half of spitfire red American steel and deal with it.
I opted for option two and bought a 2010 Ford Mustang.
Might not be as fun to ride as a 23 year old blonde, but it sure as hell costs a lot less!

Don’t judge me, only I may judge on this site.

So much stupidity, so little time.
Asg

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Published in: on April 28, 2010 at 7:17 pm  Comments (1)  
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  1. i would have to disagree with the 23 yr old girl…


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